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2003 Erotic Postcard Fiction Contest
Second Prize

Finding the Fetish

“Ow! Stop! I’m not a submissive!”

“You sure?”

“Yes!”

“Are you a dom?”

“I’m thinking about hitting you right now, but I don’t think it’s sexual.”

“Dammit. We’ve tried everything! Are you sure this isn’t doing anything for you?”

“Ow! I’m telling you I don’t have a fetish! Knock it off!”

“You have to! You don’t like girls, you don’t like guys-

“I like girls! You know I like girls. Is this because I never asked you out?”

“You never date anybody, you just hang around with them. You don’t like guys, you don’t like sheep ... You don’t like sheep, do you?”

“No!”

“Then it’s gotta be a fetish.”

“Why is this important to you?”

“It’s fun. Now, we’ve tried leather, Saran Wrap, rubber, chocolate pudding, role-playing, panties, shoes, porn, diapers, and discipline. What’s left? Ooh, water sports!”

“Why couldn’t I just have a low sex drive?”

She crouched over my face to pee on me. “Because it’s not natural,” she said.


After drifting helplessly at sea for days, Chris Bridges left the cruise ship and discovered an obscure and fabled island that was said to have no fixed location. He befriended the natives, built a modest mansion there, hooked up a cable modem, and started writing silly erotica. You can find him at HootIsland.com, or you can read his stuff one-handed (often helpful) by buying his collection, Giggling Into the Pillow.


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Desdmona's Erotic Story Contests
2003 Erotic Postcard Fiction Contest
Second Prize